Today’s Twitter lesson: Iowa peeps actually believe inanimate objects are urging them to Tweet. It’s like someone was writing it out in frosting on a big white sheet cake or something.
Except for the one snowboarding preschooler featured by KWWL last night, Iowans are, through their frozen tears, demanding spring soon pay a visit. If things don’t change soon, local meteorologists may need to hide-out in their designated undisclosed locations… or at least the nearest bar.
And, finally, at least one Iowa journalist wants you to decide who effed up more: John Edwards or Tiger Woods. No word yet on how votes cast for James McGreevey, Paul Crouch, Antonio Villaraigosa, Bill Clinton, Jim Bakker, Mark Sanford, Ted Haggard, Paul Patton, Gary Condit, Tony Alamo, Michael Jordan, Prince Charles, Rudy Giuliani, Jimmy Swaggart — well, you get the idea — It remains unclear how votes for other cheating dudes might impact the final results.

~ Todd Dorman, columnist at The Gazette
~ Brent Oleson, Linn County Supervisor, Republican
~ Dave Price, WHO reporter
~ Janelle Rettig, Johnson County Supervisor, Democrat
~ Jeff Angelo, former Iowa Senator, Republican
~ Jeff Raasch, mobile reporter with The Gazette
~ Steve Buttry, soon-to-be former technological guru at The Gazette